Would? Air Traffic Control Tower Edition
Let’s cut to the chase. Air Traffic Control towers are basically dicks.
Every airport designer on Earth has thought it. But did they embrace it?
The public makes for a fine jury. Let’s take five airports and ask five different people if they “would.”
San Francisco International Airport | KSFO
“It’s pretty fuckable, but only if it’s real and attached to a good guy. Otherwise the lack of a flared base is concerning. That natural curve is hot. Like it’s curved but still straight. I’m all in.”
Sam Jurich (Management Consultant, New York City)
Munich International Airport | EDDM
“Well it isn’t winning any awards. I mean it’s nice, I guess. But all that head and practically no shaft? Basically a flashlight. No one wants to fuck one of those. I’m going to have to pass.”
Michelle Williams (Bartender, London)
Washington Dulles International Airport | KIAD
“Big head. Clearly uncut. And flared base. This could be a lot of fun. Totally would.”
Jeremy Moore (Bicycle Technician, Denver)
Los Angeles International Airport | KLAX
“There’s a lot going on here. Overall shape is good. It’s strong, and it has presence. But is that a piercing? I don’t have any experience with that. I’m on the fence.”
Kelly Hall (Software Engineer, Barcelona)
Suvarnabhumi International Airport | VTBS
“Is that even a question? Yes, I absolutely would. Look at that perfect shaft. A consistent shape - a consistent lover. So very fuckable and why am I not surprised it’s Bangkok?”
Andrew Clarke (Matchmaker, Fort Worth)